⚠️Only a few left – we don't really want you to buy.⚠️
Premium? No. Expensive? Yes.
39 € shipping – because we can.😏
Unnecessarily expensive. Unnecessarily cool.™
Please don't order – otherwise we have to work. 🙄
The more you buy, the less we want to.
Attention: Purchase = work for us. Please don't. 🛑
We hate stress. But we love your money. 💸
We don't need customers. Really. 😎
We don't need you. We don't want you either. But if you order anyway… I just have to work. 🙄
100% cotton. Costs an absurd amount. Nothing more.
149 € – because we can.
Premium shipping 39 €, takes just as long.
Looks like any other shirt. Only more expensive.
None. Just buy new.
-0%. We are not a welfare organization.
You can do that. It still won't do us any good.
Cotton. For 5,000 years.
Don't write to us. We won't read it anyway.
We know you're thinking, "Who buys something like that?"
In fact, some brave souls have taken the plunge. And they regret it... or celebrate it. Decide for yourself.
"I paid €149. It looks exactly like my €9.99 shirt from Primark. But hey—now I feel extra stupid. 🤡"
~ Max,22
"Ordered premium shipping for €99. Arrived just as quickly as regular shipping. Respect for this honesty."
~ Lena, 24
"I asked a question. No answer. This is exactly what I expected. Perfect."
~ Tom, 27
"Never wasted so much money. My friends still laugh at me. Would buy again."
~ Sophie, 21
Tell us how stupid you felt when you bought it. Or just make something up. We won't read it anyway.
Do you want to belong? Or do you want to stay sane? Click 'Buy it anyway' and show everyone that you understand the game.
#DontBuyThis #Don’tBockBrand #TooExpensive
